REAL NEWSPAPER ADS

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little dog.
Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...
Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ...
been out a while.
Better be a reward.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used,
call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.