11.24.2006

"After Thanksgiving" Poem


I ate too much Turkey,
I ate too much corn,
I ate too much pudding and pie.
I'm stuffed up with muffins
and too much stuffin'
I'm probably going to die.

I piled up my plate
and I ate and I ate.
But I wish I had known
when to stop,
For I'm so crammed with yams, sauces, gravies, and jams
That my buttons are starting to pop!

I'm full of tomatoes
and french fried potatoes
My stomach is swollen and sore,
But there's still some dessert
so I guess it won't hurt if
I eat just a little bit more!

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