Middle East Mystery
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now:
* No Jesus.
* No WalMart.
* No television.
* No cheerleaders.
* No baseball.
* No football.
* No basketball.
* No hockey.
* No golf.
* No tailgate parties.
* No Home Depot.
* No pork BBQ.
* No hot dogs.
* No burgers.
* No lobster.
* No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks.
* No gumbo.
* No jambalaya.
* More than one wife. (HELLO, ARE YOU CRAZY?)
* Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
* Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
* Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
* No chocolate chip cookies.
* No Girl Scout cookies.
* No Christmas.
* You can't shave.
* Your wives can't shave.
* You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
* The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
* Your bride is picked by someone else.
* She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really. IS THERE ANY MYSTERY HERE?!?
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