3.26.2007
Fw: Chocolate City New Orleans High School Math Proficiency Exam...
NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________
Crib _________________
WHO YO DADDY BE? _________________________
1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?
2. Otis has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4. Darius wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?
5. Tyrone gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes, and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?
6. Leroy got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law bitch spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed on the school wall with 3 eight-ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
8. Toby knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Toby knocked up?
9. LaShanda is a lookout for the gang. LaShanda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShanda makes $700 week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?
10. Marvin steals Joe's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked in the back?
2.11.2007
Fwd: Fw: Prom Day in "The Hood"
WTF are they walking on? Red Saran Wrap?
"Hookers on Ice" makes an appearance at the prom...
Nothing like having a dress made to showcase your bikini.
Let's hope that she's wearing panties.
Do you know how much luggage had to die to make these outfits? I especially like that even the tennis shoes match...
Oh how I wish I wore a garter to my prom!
It would be too cruel to comment...okay, okay. I give.
Fat hookers on parade...
What exactly is holding up the dress on the left?
The Blazers couple did this look better.
Oh no she didn't! Oh yes she did!
Most people get knocked up after the prom...not 8 months before!
Did the girl on the left rip her dress or intentionally cut it to showcase her cellulite?
MY EYES! OH GAWD MY EYES! THEY'RE BURNING!
Wow. A helicopter made out of hair...
Creative? Yes. Unusual? Yes. Unbelievably tacky? Hell yes.
I'm not even going to go there...
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*Thanks for the funny photos Anne! Paris, Kentucky*

