Fw: How to...Create Your Monster Name

How about a monster name for yourself?

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Extreme Pumpkins...

www.ExtremePumpkins.com

Puking Pumpkin, aka "My College Experience"

Happy All Hallows Eve y'all. Hope everyone has a wonderful Halloween & you don't resemble the poor pumpkin above. He's now in rehab and doing much better, but the intervention was rough. He'll be back in the pumpkin patch soon and has sworn to stay away from the likes of Tara Reid or Kate Moss...

10 Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween, But Aren't...

1.) So...what'd you get in the sack?

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2.) Once you get under the sheet,

start moaning and groaning!

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3.) Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

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4.) Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.

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5.) I got the best piece from that house.

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6.) Quit screwing around on the porch!

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7.) Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.

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8.) It was so filled and heavy,

I had to use two hands.

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9.) They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

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10.) I bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it.

Why our pets turn against us--Vol. III

Why our pets turn against us--Vol. II

Why our pets turn against us--Vol. I

Halloween Moon

OHHH NOOO!!
There are witches in my mailbox.

What am I to do?

I found them there this morning,

doing things they shouldn't do!!

How the witches got there,

I haven't got a clue.

But they won't be there much longer

because I'm sending them toYOU!!!!!!

You've been Witch Kissed!

Before the warts begin to spread,

pass the kisses on instead!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!