10.28.2006

10 Things That Sound Dirty on Halloween, But Aren't...

1.) So...what'd you get in the sack?
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2.) Once you get under the sheet,
start moaning and groaning!
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3.) Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
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4.) Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.
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5.) I got the best piece from that house.
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6.) Quit screwing around on the porch!
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7.) Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.
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8.) It was so filled and heavy,
I had to use two hands.
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9.) They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
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10.) I bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it.

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