Fw: Redneck Pick Up Lines

I think my friends are sick ... after you get this, you can think the samething . Still - I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

**Redneck Man's pick up lines**

*1) Did you fart? *
*cuz you blew me away.*

*2) Are yer parents retarded? *
*cuz ya sure are special. *

*3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .*
*I can't hold it in.*

*4) Do you have a library card?*
*cuz I'd like to sign you out.*

*5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?*
*cuz I can see myself in em.*

*6) If you was a tree an I were a Squirrel,*
*I'd store my nuts in yer hole.*

*7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,*
*but beauty's only a light switch away.*

*8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"*
*Woman - "WHAT?"*
*Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."*

*9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,*
*but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.*

*10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? *
*I think he went inta this cheap motel room.*

*11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.*

*12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,*
*we kin sleep til afternoon.*

and.... the best for last!

*13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,*
*every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.*

*Do you use these lines often Stewart? Thanks for the forward!*
*Lexington, Kentucky*