New Orleans Humor

Caller to 911: "My friend just had a heart attack and he's unconscious! Please send an ambulance immediately!"

Operator: "Ok sir, just calm down now and we'll have an ambulance on the way. What is the address?"

Caller: "456 Tchoupitoulas Street!"

Operator: "Could you spell that for me sir?"

Caller: ... long pause ... "How about if I drag him over to Camp?"

*Thanks Cathy! Fayetteville, Georgia*