3.09.2007

Fw: Bush joke

President Bush was feeling bad about how dumb everyone thinks he is. So one day he called his friend Queen Elizabeth and told her about his feelings. She replied that if he wanted to be smart he needed to hang around smart people. Listen she said as she called Tony Blair.

She told him, "Your mother and father had a baby, its not your brother or your sister, so who is it?"

Tony Blair replies, "It's me."

So bush hangs up and calls Cheney and asks him. "Your mother and father has a baby, its not your brother or your sister, who is it?"

Cheny tells Bush, "I'll call you back."

So Cheney hangs up and calls Colen Powell and asks him. "Your mother and father has a baby, its not your brother or your sister, who is it?" Powell tells Cheney, "It's me."

So Cheny calls Bush and said, "It's Powell." Bush tells him, "No you idiot--it's Tony Blair. HEHE."

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